What else does C stand for?
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Bel-Air
To Bel-Air someone you begin a story, often in an online message board, but to have it fade into the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
One Wednesday at work I wandered in to a coworker’s cube and he commented on how tired I was. This is how the rest of the conversation unfolded:
Me: I am tired man. I am wiped. Crystal kicked me out of the house Tuesday morning after a huge fight on Monday night. So I haven’t slept in a decent bed for the last couple nights.
Concerned Coworker: Shit, what happened?
Me: Well Monday night Crystal and i got in a huge fight. A real knock down drag out fight. We agreed that I would sleep on the couch. Crystal and I don’t fight and this is the worst one we ever had. We were even throwing shit at each other from across the house. So the next morning we wake up and we are still a bit edgy and I got kicked out.
See what happened was Crystal called her Mom and her Mom got scared and said “You’re moving in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near…”
Very Concerned Coworker: I hate you.
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The fun continues…
I made this picture yesterday and put it on my coworker’s digital photo frame when he left for the day:
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Best Rickroll I have ever done…
A coworker has a digital photo frame on his desk. While he was at lunch I added this to his rotation of pictures…
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Hairy Nipples
Me: If they keep pissing us off can we taze them? I have several tazers and stun guns at home.
Boss: Make sure you wash the guy’s chest hair off them first.
Me: It’s not my fault your wife has hairy nipples. -
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The Only Thing I Know…
I really enjoyed this video. It really struck a balance on how I feel about video games. To me video games are a leisure activity like watching TV or going to the movies. They are what I do when I have nothing else to do, or if I am trying to unwind. They also provide a shared interest to learn about those around me such as my coworkers.
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Shit my boss and I say
I should really start posting these regularly but here are some highlights over the last couple months.
Boss: Ok. I will leave you alone now. Go back to masturbating to Strawberry Shortcake
Me: Have too. My Little Pony got tired and wanted to do some of her own mounting. BEAST MODE!Boss: IT should be providing everyone access to a network share to where they can move smaller, non-critical stuff that you’re not already backing up to your network share. I think mine (for the purposes of the move) was like 4G. However, if you need to move 80G of Avril Lavigne music (GUILTY!), you should probably start pulling it over to a USB HDD or something like that.
Boss: I need that root cause analysis on that server crash.
Me: The server was sleepy and needed a break.
Boss: Good enough.Coworker: I don’t hate you any more.
Me: That’s good.
Boss: I still hate you.
Me: I’m glad because it’s your hate that makes the sex so good.
Boss: I gotta go throw up now.Boss: I am not feeling well and am going to leave early.
Me: Is that because you started today so your vagina hurts?
Boss: I hate you.Boss: I haven’t seen this much snow in forever.
Me: I did last weekend. This is nothing compared to what I snorted off that whore’s ass.
Boss: What was his name? Was he good to you? Did he give you a good rate?
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Team Building Ideas
At our team meeting my boss asked for options on out of work team building activities. I suggested Dodgeball. So that we could print up signs inviting other teams to participate. “Come and get balls deep with UNIX Support.”
