Hairy Nipples
Me: If they keep pissing us off can we taze them? I have several tazers and stun guns at home.
Boss: Make sure you wash the guy’s chest hair off them first.
Me: It’s not my fault your wife has hairy nipples.
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The Only Thing I Know…
I really enjoyed this video. It really struck a balance on how I feel about video games. To me video games are a leisure activity like watching TV or going to the movies. They are what I do when I have nothing else to do, or if I am trying to unwind. They also provide a shared interest to learn about those around me such as my coworkers.
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Teen Wolf Shirt
Part of me really wants this shirt.
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Awkard Thanksgiving Moment. Thank you Kevin Smith!
It wouldn’t be a Thanksgiving without at least one awkward moment. One of the funniest from 2009 was when I was hooking up a piece of AV equipment at my Mom and Stepdad’s house. I hook up my mp3 player and it happily shuffles over to this hilarious clip from the movie Clerks. (This clip is NSFW.)
Crystal is trying to hold in the laughter and I am highly amused wondering if they were paying attention to what was playing quite loudly out of their speakers. No comments were made.
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Zombieland
This was a great great movie. I cannot wait for it to be released on Blu Ray in February. Here are some of the rules that any zombie survivor should know:
1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seatbelts
6. Cast Iron Skillet
7. Travel Light
12. Bounty paper towels
15. Bowling Ball
17. Be a hero
18. Limber Up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. The Buddy System
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army knife