This is wrong on so many levels…


Source: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/177/a/f/VENOM_NOM_NOM_by_Carltheshivan.jpg
*Watching Glee with Crystal Neil Patrick Harris does a magic trick*
Me: You know, Neil Patrick Harris really does know magic in real life.
Crystal: Is there any thing Doogie Howser doesn’t do?
Me: Women.