Something about this is familiar…

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Me: Boss, don’t be such a potzer like you were on the last interview.
Boss: I was just off that day. I am on my game today.
*Boss starts to dial candidate’s phone number but the phone isn’t dialing*
*Boss looks at the speakerphone perplexed*
*I reach over and turn the speakerphone on.*
Boss: Shutup.
Boss: How you are enjoying your day off?
Me: Right now I am listening to Kelly Clarkson songs and thinking of you.
Boss: Get your hands out of your pants

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